A vote for Mr. Splashy Pants is a vote for freedom. Thanks to Radley for finding this.
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You might want to update the link; right now it points to the "thanks for voting" results page.
I don't think you should stand behind him.
I don't think you could stand behind him.
You might be able to stand on him though.
Bah, I'd rather vote for Mr. Fancy Pants.
Actually, it looks like a vote for-"Libertad - means 'freedom' in Spanish"-would be a vote for freedom...but, hey, who's counting?
Compared to Mister Splashy Pants, every other option is just lame.
Which is why Mister Splashy Pants had 69% of the vote when I just voted (for it).
EI