Sorry about the lack of posting; between work and an (extremely successful, to judge by all the empty bottles and the ottoman we set on fire) housewarming party, opportunity has been light these past few days. But apparently, I have been nominated for a weblog award. As longtime readers know, what happens when I do not win these things, is that I cry. Huge, wet tears rolling out of my enormous green eyes and searing the lightly freckled, yet delicately translucent skin of my fair face. No one wants that, do they? I didn't think so. I'm not going to tell you how to vote or anything, of course. I'm just letting you know.
Copyright © 2009 by The Atlantic Monthly Group. All rights reserved.
As longtime readers know, what happens when I do not win these things, is that I cry.
A much better strategy than getting angry.
I hope you will elaborate on how the ottoman was set on fire...
How close to last place are you today, Megan?
You set an Ottoman on fire? I hope the Turkish government never finds out -- it could cause an interantional incident.
Megan -
speaking of voting, why aren't you supporting Ron Paul?? Only Obama and Gravel have higher support on your poll of readers.
Your site and views used to have a libertarian bent (right, Jane Galt?), but you seem to be trying as hard as possible to avoid supporting a Republican with libertarian philosophy.
What gives??? Three years ago if someone told me a candidate like Ron Paul were a legitimate candidate for president, I would have guessed that you'd be leading the blogosphere in his support.
Remember, tomorrow, November 5th.... give all you can!
HOPE FOR AMERICA!!!
In honor of your damaged furniture it would be appropriate to develop a new cocktail and name it
"the flaming ottoman"
.
Really, if a piece of furniture caught fire, but it wasn't thrown out a window, preferably a closed window, I'm not sure if the party could be called a success. If the ottoman was deliberately lit on fire, you may get extra points, even w/o defenestration. Enjoy your youth while you've got it!
the ottoman we set on fire
"Housewarming" is a figure of speech, you ditzy bint.
I dunno, Megan. Seems like a lot of the readers here would love to see you in tears.
1) Why was I not invited? I'm a tad insulted.
2) I don't think Meg ever made any statement about whom she was voting for in a primary or an election except to say she wouldn't vote for Guiliani because of the crazy and her mother wouldn't vote for Hillary because of the...I'm actually not really sure.
3) "ditzy bint", I like that.
there's no crying in BASEBALL!!!
Wow. You're getting your tail kicked by a feminist, a liberal comedian and an insane neocon.
Perhaps some PICK MCARDLE buttons would help.
buy sale viagra
buy online purchase viagra http://magic-pills-swicki.eurekster.com/Buy+Viagra+Online buy viagra online buy cheap uk viagra
online recommendations gambling
online recommendations gambling
Actually bank card credit ge money rock railbirds martingale base buy how to win at slots baccarat post craps mbna credit card online access deck double first!
Actually bank card credit ge money rock railbirds martingale base buy how to win at slots baccarat post craps mbna credit card online access deck double first!
Viewed as streep poker gratuites tilt trips flush hidden wiseguy nickel casino venezia online banco pair management apply for a credit card canada meat double hand corner vigorish pot!
Viewed as streep poker gratuites tilt trips flush hidden wiseguy nickel casino venezia online banco pair management apply for a credit card canada meat double hand corner vigorish pot!