MSNBC anchor: "The futures markets are about as low as they've been in a long time. We'll stand by to see if they rebound on what the president says."
I am trying to imagine what George Bush could possibly say, other than "Wake up, America! You were just having a nightmare . . . " that would make us feel better about all this.






And you do realize that Bush and Greenspan are the main ones responsible, right? And Bill Clinton is to blame too.
Maybe he just needs to grab a bullhorn and say it. People seemed to like it when he did that.
I am trying to imagine what George Bush could possibly say, other than "Wake up, America! You were just having a nightmare . . . " that would make us feel better about all this.
Buy signal.
How 'bout, "Don't worry America, I'm out in 308 days and counting!"