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Lock up your dictionaries

18 Apr 2008 11:03 am

The banality police are coming for our reference books. They've already gotten to the internet thesauri--rendering it useless for journalist. How long until Bartleby goes down as well?

Comments (15)

Oh man, don't even joke about Bartleby.

You mean I'm not the only one who still uses Bartleby?

I have never read a piece by a journalist and had the thought "What this person needs is a thesaurus." I have, on the other hand, sometimes thought "What this person needs is to get rid of the thesaurus." Get yourself an actual dead tree thesaurus. If you aren't motivated enough to take it from the shelf, you are better off without it anyway.

Good journalists use thesauri, not for finding ten-cent words they've never heard before, but for finding synonyms for things that they have to mention umpteen times in the same paragraph. As such, our use is transparent.

The problem with dead tree is that we're mobile; I can't exactly haul a pile of books around with me every time I write up a conference.

MM,

aren't there downloadable "thesauri"?

Not to be snotty or anything but I have always thought that if you need a thesaurus to remind you of the existence of a word, you must not really know what it means, and should therefore refrain from using it.

No two words are really synonyms. Ask Flaubert.

Not to be snotty, but this is spoken like someone who has never needed to reference the Federal Reserve seven times in one paragraph. If you produce upwards of 5,000 words a week, I virtually guarantee that you will at some point require recourse to a thesaurus.

wow MM,

exactly what kind of synonyms do you get, for the FedRes, from a thesaurus?

I'm usually looking for synonyms for "head of the bank"

National uncommunicativeness...atleast for the few days before announcing a rate change.

I'm looking for synonyms for "pretentious snob."

Vodkapundit has a post about this

This is serious. I use thesaurus.com all the time, usually because I know that the word I have on the page isn't exactly right, and because I know that the right word is out there. I just need help in finding it. If thesaurus.com has been dumbed down, where do I now go?

This is serious. I use thesaurus.com all the time, usually because I know that the word I have on the page isn't exactly right, and because I know that the right word is out there. I just need help in finding it. If thesaurus.com has been dumbed down, where do I now go?

"head of the bank"
Robber Baron lackey
Capitalist lackey
Dollar Monger
prominent Saudi employee
prominent Dubai employee
pinstriped lout
chief curator of old portraits
chief priest of the [local] Temple of the Almighty Dollar

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Are there not any on a disc?
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free tip:
If you use MS Word 2003(I have Word 2003 & 2000: the latter POS hasn't opened in 30 minutes of waiting and restarting this laptop):
1. Under View hit Task Pane: a side window opens
2. Hit the down arrow; select Research
3. On the drop-down list, under All Reference Books, select your desired Thesaurus;
4. Once this is open, click on or type in the word (if latter; hit Enter) for which you want a synonym: the synonyms are returned;
5. highlight the word you want replaced or place cursor where you want the new word to go;
6. Hoover cursor over Thesaurus word: a drop down list appears: select Insert option: new word is inserted.
7. Repeat as necessary.

I still cannot tell you how Word 2000 behaves: the POS never opened while I was writing this.