Thanks to the readers who wanted to know who the least attractive celebrity is that I'd be willing to hook up with. This is a fascinating question, one I had not previously considered. It is not, however, a question that I will answer for public delectation.
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Is it me? I hope it's me. Hey, we think a lot alike and I'm one of the few men who's taller than you. Drop me a line.
Wait, on what topic does Bill O'Reilly agree with a vaguely left/libertarian blogger?
I'd have thought they were polar opposites.
Anyway, the question is indeterminate, since anyone I'd be interested in hooking up with would, by definition, seem attractive to me.
"It is not, however, a question that I will answer for public delectation."
That bad, eh? So which is it: Feldman or Haim?
I suspect the answer is the corpse of Ayn Rand *s*.
Depends on whether or not a paperbag is part of the deal. Or a double bag. SJParker is about as low as I'd want to go without the bag.
Awwww! Inquiring minds still want to know!
Has to be Ben Bernanke. Given that you two are the only two on the planet that don't think the current inflation is a major problem. The way I see, you're souls mates.
MMcA is a brave soul to leave the commment thread open on this one.
She wants to say Bill Clinton, even though he seems a little tired and bloviated of late. But that could too easily get back to him and then he would be there walking through Atlantic offices asking the head editor, "Where is that Megan chick's desk" and then it's all crazy from there.
Hillary shooting dirty looks Megan's way at the July 4th picnic and Megan declining Hillary's signature "Obama in a blanket" hors d'oeuvres and causing agitation all around.
M&M is very wise to remain silent and let us speak for her, so her true desires are known without the complications.
Number two on her list is Forest Whitaker. No "Eat Me Amin, Dad da" sex jokes please.
Robert Wegner...
I believe Paul Krugman feels that way as well.