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Thanks, but I prefer Wachovia Red Tint. Wachovia makes it quick and easy to change the figures.
Yes, but can I afford it?
Well, being one of those liberal wing nuts, I didn't buy a too-big house (we seem to prefer green houses) in the burbs with an ARM; and being conservative at heart (like pre-Reagan conservative, which means honest, responsible, minding my business instead of yours) our investments have GONE UP in value. . .
I have an ample supply of red ink, used for art works on contemporary American life.
Megan,
I will buy you gallons of it, if you have sex with a man in a gorilla suit while explaining the Laffer curve.
If you have sex with an actual gorilla, I will buy you the company.
I would like to add that this is the only red I have affinity for, as late Friday, I registered as a Democrat.
All enraged responses please below, and not to my email, thank you.