More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.
Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
Perhaps the crew used them for a bailout . . .
It be pirates, of course.
I guess that idea was a bust.
Did it say $4.3 BILLION in debt? Maybe the Atlantic accountants needs to talk to their accountants to see how they can stay in business with those kinds of finances......
man, those guys are real boobs.
Yaaarrr! These inflatable boobies will make those lonely nights on the high seas more exciting.
Alas, for crate and cargo hath been cleaved assunder!
Now the cargo is a distant mammary.
There are no docks in Beijing. Beijing is landlocked. If the spokeswoman can't get the city where it was supposed to straight what does she know?
Crap, somehow the manatees realized we were on to their little mermaid game.
I would have been confused as to how stand alone inflatable breast were an object of affection, but after watching Season 2 of Nip/Tuck I realize that anything is possible.
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How big is a T-cup?